If a canoe is riding down the street and loses its left wheel, how many monkeys can fit in an elephants ear?

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take for a frog with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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If a canoe is riding down the street and loses its left wheel, how many monkeys can fit in an elephants ear?
none...a canoe has no wheels and elephants aint gonna let any monkeys near em.
Reply:African or European?
Reply:4
Reply:well it depends. if all the monkeys have pink socks, then the elephant would die and drown the canoe down a cliff. but if the monkeys' butts are green, then bugs bunny would eat the elephant and say, "whats down cod?".
Reply:2
Reply:I AM GONNA GO CRAZY IF YALL KEEP ASKING ME THOSE DAMN RIDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was the canoe on crack?
Reply:None. The elephant step all monkey to death when he discover his canoe's wheel is purposely remove by them.
Reply:7 to be exact!
Reply:Da wa?
Reply:Which ear?

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