A man went to Africa to shoot elephants?

The native instructer gave him a double-barrelled gun. The man said, 'Is this powerful eough to kill a full-grown elephant?' The instructer said, 'Aim for the middle of the its forehead with the 1st bullet, 9 times out of 10 this will stun it enough for you to run up %26amp; fire the other barrel into its ear.'

'O.K.' said the man, 'what about the 10th time?'

Well that means you've made it angry by shooting at it, so it will be coming towards you fairly fast, with its ears flapping %26amp; its trunk in the air trumpeting away. So start walking backwards until you feel a rock or tree behind you. Crouch down and reach behind you, pick a bit of sh*t up off the ground, throw it in the elephant's eyes and then you can run away.'

'What if there's no sh*t on the ground when I reach down?'asked the man.

'There will be, there will be.' replied the native.
A man went to Africa to shoot elephants?
lol...funny. thanks for making me laugh today please accept my star.
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Reply:pretty funny x ever been to africa? elephants are pretty scary truth be told x
Reply:ok i dont get it?
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