What would be the worse thing to hear one's gynaecologist say during an examination?

Something like "Nurse, could you call my wife, I think I've left the garage doors open".



Or "I can never remember which has the bigger ears, the African or Indian elephant?"
What would be the worse thing to hear one's gynaecologist say during an examination?
Er...I have some wonderful news for you Miss Smith, oh its Mr. Smith ? in which case I have some astounding news for you Mr. Smith.
Reply:Mmmmm, I've never seen that before........
Reply:omg
Reply:Hello...hello...hello...ooo...oo...o...



Hey! There's an echo in here...here...here...eeer...eer...
Reply:Let me just get the hedge trimmer ...
Reply:nurse,pass me the torch and the crampons.
Reply:now where's my watch, i had it on going in,

you could turn a truck around in here
Reply:"I'm all fingers and thumbs today"
Reply:nurse, did you hear that ECHO, echo, echo!
Reply:I have found your boyfriends missing watch
Reply:My god what is that....nurse call the vet ???
Reply:Chuff like a dropped pie
Reply:Apparently 'so this is where Lord Lucan has been hiding' is pretty atrocious, or at least so says the Duchess.
Reply:If I'm not back in 5 minutes,call search and rescue.
Reply:Oops! Then silence..................
Reply:"now where did this come from".. or "has that been there all along".. or "hmmm this looks like this was the making of a penis to me"
Reply:Nurse... if you come back and see my shoes dangling off this bed.... please pull me out
Reply:Gee you look just like your Mother! lol
Reply:The doctor telling his secretary to change his lunch order from the fish to the steak.
Reply:How about '"Uhh ooohhhhh...."?
Reply:Nurse - Bring some rope
Reply:eeeeeeeewwwwwwweeeeee....*gag reflex*
Reply:NOW I remember you!
Reply:Do you smell that?
Reply:u have been raped several times