Two Jokes For The Price Of One?

Why do elephants have big ears, because noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. Here's another, Why hasn't Father Christmas got any children, because he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney.
Two Jokes For The Price Of One?
Okay. I got one.



A t a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono (the lead

singer) asks the audience for

some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his

hands. Holding the audience

in total silence, he says into the microphone...."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."



A voice from the front of the audience yells

out...."Then stop clapping, ya

fooking a_ _hole!"



You Got To Love the Irish!
Reply:VG

I don't care who you are fatso, get those reindeers off my roof
Reply:second joke was good
Reply:“WOW!" What lovely jokes! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I'll give you a star Sweetie!!!
Reply:Cheap at half the price. I also liked Annie's joke.
Reply:lol... loved the one about santa
Reply:the second one was better..
Reply:m.g the old ones are the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Nice one!



The Santa one was definitely the best!

Thanks for the laugh, here have a star! *
Reply:HA HA HA HA
Reply:no elephants have big ears to hear father Christmas coming.

what's grey and comes in pints? elephants.
Reply:haha... second one was better
Reply:He He He!!!
Reply:haha love the santa one.
Reply:i liked the second one...but the first was a little eh
Reply:ha ha ha
Reply:did not get the first but the second one was good...lol
Reply:The big ears one is hilarious. Where sis you get that! 10/10. Thanks for the laugh!!!