Monday, January 30, 2012

A mouse becomes shipwrecked on a desert Island.....?

After days alone he becomes really horny so he goes looking for some lovin'. He comes across a zebra lying in the grass so he jumps on her back and whispers in her ear.The zebra yells"get lost and swipes him away with her tail.The mouse picks himself up and starts wandering aimlessly getting more agitated by the minute when he spots an elephant grazing on a coconut tree.He crawls up her legs and onto her back and whispers in her ear.She turns and sees the sad little guy and says"why not?Go ahead,get it over with and then get lost!So the mouse goes and starts pumping away.Just the a coconut falls off the tree and hits the elephant in the head and she screamsout.The mouse slaps the elephant in the *** and screams"That's right take it *****!
A mouse becomes shipwrecked on a desert Island.....?
Great Joke very very funny but also very sad as I can relate to the Mouse.
Reply:That was really good.. I gotta tell that to my husband!

Thanks
Reply:was that the same mouse that was floating down a river on his back yelling, "raise the drawbridge"?
Reply:I dont understand the hole question part!!!
Reply:ha

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