Something that should amuse!?

A few examples of the weird laws that make the US what it is today!!







In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.







An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer







In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.







It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit in Sarasota Florida







Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state in Ohio







In fire-sensitive Chicago, it is against the law to eat in an establishment that is on fire.







In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets







In Natoma, Kansas it's against the law to practice knife throwing at men wearing striped suits.







In Nebraska, a parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service







In Hawaii it is against the law for you to insert pennies in your ear







Under California state law, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room







In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits







In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm







GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Something that should amuse!?
u forgot the bigy it is legal to shoot at weapons of mass destruction killing millions just to hang someone daddy failed to get!!
Reply:They are the most senseless and

stupid laws ever.I believe some dimwits

make up these laws for the heck of it.

Bunch of dopes.
Reply:You gotta think though...some person must have tried these things before they decided to make laws specifying that you CAN'T do them.
Reply:4 reel!
Reply:Laws are normally created to stop people from doing something and it happens so much that it is a real problem. Makes you wonder what those people get up to that they have so many strange laws...
Reply:And sadly, all those really stupid ones are laws because someone actually did them
Reply:HAha, some funny laws, probably they are old and have never been updated, we have some funny old laws in UK, one I know in Scotland is it is against the law to refuse any passer by to use your toilet. Can you imagine that.
Reply:LOL !! Sounds like those were the laws implemented on april fools!