Friday, February 3, 2012

Does anyone know the answers to howrse level 10?

1 - Most American Mustangs reside on an HMA. What does HMA stand for?

Herd Management Area

Horse Management Area

Horse Maintenance Area

None of the Above





2 - Draft horses are the second strongest animals in the world, the first strongest being the elephant.

True

False





3 - What was the name of Roy Rogers’ famous Horse?

Hidalgo

Scout

Silver

Trigger





4 - What races comprise the Canadian Triple Crown?

Prince of Wales Stakes

Breeder’s Cup

Queen’s Plate

Breeder’s Stakes





5 - What part of the horse is the poll?

The apex of the shoulder

The lower part of the hind leg

The part of the neck behind the horse’s ears

The peak of the hindquarters





6 - Thoroughbreds are considered one year older on which two dates (one for the northern hemisphere, one for the southern)?

August First

January First

May First

October First





7 - What is a snip?

A long straight marking down to the horse's nose

A marking found high up between the eyes

A broad marking down the front of the horse's face

A small mark on the muzzle





8 - Seabiscuit was a famous Show Jumper.

True

False





9 - What is the oldest breed of horse?

Mongolian Wild Horse

Arabian

Icelandic

Spanish Barb





10 - The book "Black Beauty" played a significant role in the development of today’s animal welfare laws and regulations.

True

False
Does anyone know the answers to howrse level 10?
1. herd management area

2. true

3. Trigger

4. ?

5. The part of the neck behind the horse’s ears

6. Aug, and January

7. A small mark on the muzzle

8. False

9. ?

10. ?

Can you write a story about being in a mental institution with the following phrases?

Pick at least 7 of the following.

Have fun!!! :)





1. I can’t help it, I just get hungry

2. That’s my dog! You idiot!

3. Your metal capacity is simply amazing!

4. That’s just Tom, he has issues

5. No elephants allowed in my room

6. “The hills are alive with the sound of music”

7. Oh! I want to! I want to PLEASE!

8. Let go of my ear!!!

9. Please hide me! My wife is coming to visit!

10. Can it get any worse than this?
Can you write a story about being in a mental institution with the following phrases?
As I am walking into this strange building, for the first time i think to myself "can it get any worse than this?" I cant believe that my first job out of nursing school is going to be at an mental institution. But by now, im going broke, and my parents are tired of supporting me, so what choice do I have? I walk up to the first man I see (big mistake) and ask he if he could tell me where the DIrector's office is. he turns to me and says "The hills are alive with the sound of music!". I am completly horrified, because by now everyone in the reception area is staring at me. Thank goodness a guy comes over and leads this crazy man away by the shoulders, as I try and catch my breath preparing for what may happen next. The guy returns shortyly and ask my name. "Terry..Terry Burns." I reply. He says "nice to meet you Terry, Im MIke, and that was just Tom..he has issues.." I laugh it off, trying to hide my embrassment, as I follow Mike to the director's office.



"No Elephants Allowed In My Room!!!" i hear someone yell, as i walk down the corrodor, im wondering what the hell i got myself into. We finally reach the directors office and he of coarse is busy, so i take a seat. Mike kindly ecscorts his self out of the room, to go and handle some crazy person who is running down the hall, screaming "Please hide me! My wife is coming to visit". I am so rethinking this position. I mean whats food anyway? do i really need to eat and live in an apartment?

Finally the director comes out of his office and greets me with a smile. He asks me to come into his office to fill out some paperwork. As i enter his office I look around and I am amazed at how clean and organized it is. Big difference from the way the outside of the building looks. He extends his hand and tells me to have a seat, offers me coffee and the excuses hisself to see what the disturbance is down the hall, as i wait for him to come back i notice a book on his desk entitled "your mental capacity is simply amazing". I wonder what this book is about. I am in deep thought as a man sneeks up behind me and grabs my ear! I get up and yell to him "Let go of my ear!!!" I push him off of me and run from the room and this scary digusting building, never to return. Maybe i can work for my uncle at his car garage, anything has got to be better than this!!
Reply:1: I eat no matter what time of day it is.



2: He will always lift a leg for a visitor.



3: Have you seen the light of day lately.



4: With every one.



5: Because they break my bed.



6: From the birds and trees.



7: Everybody all of the time and don't care about pleasing myself.



8: And into my mouth, it tastes good.



9: I don't like to speak to her on the phone nor, do I want to see her, she is not nice to me.



10: Never any toilet paper in my room.
Reply:ok...... i'll try to post a little something. i've been writing all day so i don't know how good it'll be........ but i'll try a little something



can you hold to tomorrow? please?



DON'T CLOSE! i'll have this crap story POSTED TODAY!!

Thanks!!!! Dont...........................close it! lol
Reply:We were not sure if the suspect was pretending to be insane or not. So, I volunteered to be placed in the mental institution with him for a close monitoring. I was lucky enough to share the same room with him. He was suspected to be the Manhattan serial killer. And had been acting insane since he was picked up.

"Here, is your bedspace, Mr. Jones, Tom Ling shares this same room space with you. Hope you guys can get along. You do share quite em...a lot in common." Said the nurse as she led me into the hospital ward. She was a beautiful, willowy blond who sent my heart racing with every smile of hers that lighted up the room.

"That’s my dog! You idiot!" screamed Tom as I made to sit on my bed. And with that cry he seized the bedsheet and pulled it away like the demented person he appeared to be.

"That’s just Tom, he has issues of his own just like you." explained the nurse as she gently tugged the bedsheets away from him. "Tom you must learn to live with Jones. He may likely be here for a long while."

"No elephants allowed in my room," said Tom looking at me strangely.

"I am not an elephant," I said to him. "Would you like to play hide and seek?" I asked him.

"Oh! I want to! I want to PLEASE!" he said brightly "I would hide and you seek. Do not look under the bed though!"

"Your metal capacity is simply amazing!" said the nurse and she let out a loud guffaw. "You have given away your hiding place."

"I have?" asked Tom looking surprised. "You hide me then, nurse. Please hide me! My wife is coming to visit!" he cried.

"You are not married, Mr Ling." said the nurse in surprise

"I can’t help it, I just get hungry for a wifey. I am so lonesome here. Would you marry me?" asked Tom

"Can it get any worse than this??" The nurse asked turning to stare at me.

"You can marry me instead," I said "I can make you a wedding ring now." And I showed her a piece of copper wire.
Reply:"Hear ye, hear ye! The meeting of the order of the eccentric duck is now in session! We will go around the room and introduce ourselves for the benefit of new members!"

I mean, can it get any worse than this? I checked myself into Shadybrook institution two months ago for the sole purpose of avoiding a police investigation and now I"m in charge of the order of the eccentric duck! I mean, I wanted full fledge crazy people! Whack jobs! Not eccentrics!

"Quack! My name is Ernie Harraway and I am self institutionalized. My invisible friend and I have not gotten along in recent weeks and both of us thought we may need counseling paid for by the state. So here I sit, and this is Tom, my friend, to my left. Please to meet you! Quack!"

The next man stood. "Quack! My name is Denny Byrd and I'm here serving a two year sentence for assault with a deadly sausage. I was sleeping with my neighbor when her husband came home and caught us in the act. My neighbor had always kept a keelbasa on the night stand for a post coital snack, so I used it to flatten her husband and run to freedom. I forgot my pants however, so the cops had no trouble labeling me as the 'keelbasa bandit.' I'm pleased to meet you! Quack!"

This went on for an hour, everyone standing and sharing all their embarassing personal details. Meetings of the order of the eccentric duck could literally go on for half a day. But what else was there to do in an institution? True, being self committed I was free to leave, but I would likely be in jail within a month of doing so, therefore it was quack on brother!

The last man, a newcomer stood.

"Quack! I'm Chubby Checker, and I like to nibble on ear lobes. I can't help it. I just get hungry, and there is nothing like the candy sweet taste of an ear lobe. And- HEY! Let go of my ear! Ahhhh! Aaahhhh-

"We have a genuine crazy in here!" Ernie yelled. "Move for immediate removal!"

"Seconded!" yelled Charlie Finkel.

"Very well," I sighed. "Chubby Checker, you are hereby removed from the eccentric order of the duck. Please turn in your tail feathers and report to the severely paranoid and delusional order of the wildebeast. Chuck Sweeney will enroll you."

"Aaaaaahhhhh-" was Chubby's Checker's long winded reply. I could see he was going to be difficult, so I needed to get a handle on this.

"Orderly!" I screamed. A huge slab of beef in a white uniform appeared. "We have a whacko interrupting our meeting!"

The orderly sighed and approached Chubby Checker. For his part, Mr. Checker began screaming louder.

Out of the blue, a book flew across the room and slammed itself into Mr. Checker's head, dropping him like a stone. All eyes turned to Ernie who was innocently running his finger's through his hair.

"What?" He asked?

"Was that necessary?" The orderly asked.

"That wasn't me. That's just Tom, he as issues."

"Ernie. There is no Tom. He's your invisible friend remember?"

"Oh he's quite real to me," Ernie replied, as if that explained anything at all.

But it worked. The orderly gave a nod and slung the groaning form of Chubby Checker over his shoulder. They disappeared down the hallway and peace reigned once more.

"So what's the first order of business?" I asked, knowing but following protocol nonetheless.

"Ooooh!" Dewey George yelled, waving his arm. "Please hide me! My wife is coming to visit!"

"Dewey," I replied following the unwritten script. "Your wife ran off with Rosie O'donnel. You know that."

"But she could come!"

"Okay Dewey," I said. "Go hide."

And off he went. For the next two hours of the meeting, he could be seen crawling under tables and diving behind couches in the common room. And so the meeting of the ecentric order of the duck rolled on.

Denny made a motion to outlaw Keelbasa from all future meetings. There had never been Keelbasa in any past meetings, so the motion was tabled until the issue actually arose. Billy White handed out "refreshments" that consisted of pill cubs filled with water fountain water and cookie pieces from yesterday's lunch. Roger Donahue gave a heartfelt broadway rendition of "The Hills are alive with the Sound of Music" while wearing a nun's habit. And all the while I ruled on motions, quacked myself horse, and generally wished myself anywhere but here at this point in my life.

Finally, four and a half hours later, we adjourned. These meetings could mentally drain you, so I shuffled down the hall intent on taking a little siesta in my drab room. Along the way, I passed Dicky Fogler and accidentally bumped into the rock he was taking for a walk.

"That's my dog! You idiot!" He hissed.

"Sorry Dicky. Didn't see Rover was with you."

FInally, I made it to the refuge of my room. With a weary sigh, I settled myself on to the uncomfortable metal bed and turned to face the window.

"Jervis," I whispered. "I have got to get out of here."

The purple brontosaurus gaving me a knowing nod through the sanitarium glass.........
Reply:Yes YOU can write a story with at least of those phrases. Its quite easy if you try. You should be doing your own homework nt asking other people to do it for you.

Know any of these strange facts?

Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!



In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!



There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!



Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!



Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!



The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!



There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!



There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!





The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!





Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!



The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!



Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eat

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!



Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!



Dolphins sleep with one eye open!



The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!



In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!



There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!



About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!



More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!



A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!



Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!















In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!



Slugs have 4 noses!



Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!



Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!







Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!





The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!



It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!

There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!



Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!





........1..2..3...breathe....and repeat...........













.......rest your eyes.. there's plenty more where that came from........







The starfish is one of the few animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out!



Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy!



A jellyfish is 95 percent water!



In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!



The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs!



A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!



More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!



The elephant is one of the few mammals that can't jump!



The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly!



Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!





One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet!





America once issued a 5-cent bill!



You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime! Wow!



Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!



There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month! Interesting tries from our readers: orange: door hinge, melange (French for mix) purple: hurtle, durple?, turtle month: once, bunth?, hunch



Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!



Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!



A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! Wow!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!



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Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!



Here are some interesting numbers to look at! (*1997)

166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S!

1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S!

123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways!

85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S!

56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball each year!





Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!



The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head!



In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs!



There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!



Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!



Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!



Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!



In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!



Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate



A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks!



The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!.. More fears...



There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world!



Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum!













An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!



A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!



Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace!



One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!



More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!



In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!



Rice paper does not have any rice in it!







Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!





In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!



Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!



The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice!



The average person laughs 13 times a day!



Dogs can hear sounds that you cant!



Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!



It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!



Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E!



Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!



A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!



Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States!



The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!













........1..2..3...breathe....and repeat...........















.......rest your eyes.. there's plenty more where that came from........







The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used!



There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year!



The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!



Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?!



The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!





Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!





Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow!



Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!



Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!



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A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!



The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons!



The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!



A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!



After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
Know any of these strange facts?
Wow! Amazing! All of it! Thanks for sharing that with me (us)! You just made me a little bit smarter :) Awesome. Where did you find all of those facts? Some of them are really very interesting. If you have anymore I'd be willing to read them!
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Reply:Some of these I know, most I didn't.



I looked at the Blesbok and its hide doesn't look like grape juice to me, looks more tan-ish brown.
Reply:very interesting, where did you get these?
Reply:those were great!



i actually knew a lot of those, but most of them i did not. my brain is full to explode with useless information
Reply:You sure do have a lot of time on your hands. AND a lot on your mind. ha ha
Reply:The exclaimation point after every fact really gave this whole thing an extra something.



And the thing about the lump of gold is amazing!
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i likes the "lump of pure gold.....tennis court" one....i'm gonna have to spread that one around tomorrow...^_^
Reply:It is a great amazing collection of stunning information. Thanks.I will like to add some for your information.

There is a small town called Shinganpur in Maharashtra State in India, close to Shirdi.It has a population of app.14,000 residing in 2000 houses. These houses have no locking system in them. They do no have any doors too. Inside the houses,the cupboards,trunks,boxes,suitcases or any other storage containers do not have any locks in them.It is believed by the local people that they have absolute protection of their Lord Shani.It is also true that there has been no incidence of any theft,burglary,looting,pilferage etc. in the village for the last 150 years.
Loosing eyelid crease.

Which of your senses is your friend and which one do you think is your enemy?

For the deer,the enemy is its ears.Hunters play some music and as the deer listens to it forgetting itself,it will be killed by the hunter.



For the bee,the taste bud is an enemy as because of some honey in a flower,it gets attracted and the flower closes its petals as the bee keeps sitting on the flower.



For the elephant,its lust is an enemy as a female elephant is used to catch a male one and is used to make it fall on a pit.



For the butterfly,the eyes are the enemies as it gets attracted to powerful lustre of a fire and falls on it and gives up its life.



For the animals,one of the senses is an enemy.



For a man,all the senses are the enemies.



So,imagine his plight!!!
Which of your senses is your friend and which one do you think is your enemy?
My sense of fair play is my enemy and my sense of humour is my friend. Stay groovy cat.
Reply:All are my friends because one or other way they are useful to me lol. By the way your explanation is very good.
Reply:All depend on my state of mind and state of health.

If I am unwellthey all betray me and let me down. I I am well they are all my best friend.
Reply:Friend : Sentiments



Enemy : Sentiments



I hope u can make this out friend!



Love,

Sandy
Reply:All are my friends and I have no enimies.

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  • Interesting Facts?

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.



    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



    Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.



    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.



    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.



    A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!



    The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.



    Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself



    Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.



    Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.



    It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.



    Dogs have four toes on their hind feet, and five on their front feet.



    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.



    A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.



    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.



    Butterflies taste with their feet.



    Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump.



    Starfish don't have brains.



    Polar bears are left handed.



    A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.



    An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.



    The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.



    The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.



    Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating



    Porcupines float in water.



    Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.



    Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.



    A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.



    The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.



    A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.



    A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!



    Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into to shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.



    Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.



    The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.



    The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/two communications)



    The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".



    Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.



    No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.



    "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.



    The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.



    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321



    If you spell out consecutive numbers, you have to go up to one thousand until you would find the letter "a"



    Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men.



    Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.



    The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.



    The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)



    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.



    Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.



    Pearls melt in vinegar.



    Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.



    If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.



    Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.



    Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.



    It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth.Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.



    If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.



    Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.



    Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.



    The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.



    More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in aircrashes.



    Certain frogs can be frozen solid, then thawed, and survive.



    Cat's urine glows under a black light.



    A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.



    A rat can last longer without water than a camel.



    To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.



    If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times,but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.



    Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.



    The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.



    Coca Cola was originally green.



    40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.



    Every person has a unique tongue print.



    The most common name in the world is Mohammed.



    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.



    The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.



    The youngest Pope was 11 years old.



    Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.



    Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.



    Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson".



    In "Casablanca", Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam".



    A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.



    Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."



    First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer



    The mask used by Michael Myers in the original film "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.



    James Doohan, who plays Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott on Star Trek, is missing the entire middle finger of his right hand.



    All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.



    Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.



    During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.



    The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.



    Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.



    Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the US Treasury.



    The city with the most Roll Royces per capita: Hong Kong



    Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%



    Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33



    Cost of raising a medium-sized dog to the age of 11: £4000



    Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."



    The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.



    The term "whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got the "whole 9 yards."



    The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.



    The US Interstate road system was designed so that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.



    The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of fuel that it burns.



    A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.



    The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.



    Most lipstick contains fish scales.



    Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.



    Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine



    You can tell from the statue of a mounted horseman how the rider died. If all four of the horse's feet are on the ground, he died of natural causes. One foot raised means he died from wounds suffered in battle. Two legs raised means he died in action.
    Interesting Facts?
    Very good. Just a few errors.



    A duck's quack does echo. It;'s just an urban myth that it doesn't. I know. I've heard it.



    The words borange and hurple rhyme with orange and purple. Look them up if you have a very good dictionary.



    Statues of horses and how many legs are raised do not necessarily tell how the riders died. There are several in London, at least thirty, that have hooves raised with riders who died of natural causes. Another urban myth I'm afraid.



    Interesting list though.
    Reply:A duck's quack does echo, they had a mythbuster episode about it and proved that a duck's quack does echo. Really interesting stuff though =D
    Reply:so what's the question?

    Do you know ... ?

    1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

    2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

    3. The name of all the continents ends with the same

    letter that they start with.

    4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    5. There are two credit cards for every person in

    the United States.

    6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made

    using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

    7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

    8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

    9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

    10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because

    when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

    11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

    12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be

    the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

    13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you

    try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in

    your head or neck and die.

    14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great

    king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great,

    Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

    15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

    16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both

    front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

    17. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died

    as a result of wounds received in battle.

    18. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person

    died of natural causes.

    19. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield

    wipers and laser printers all have in common?

    Ans. - All invented by women.

    20. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?

    Ans. - Honey

    21. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

    22. A snail can sleep for three years.

    23. All polar bears are left handed.

    24. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one

    olive from each salad served in first-class.

    25. Butterflies taste with their feet.

    26. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

    27. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

    28. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

    29. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

    30. Stewardesses are the longest word typed with only the left hand.

    31. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    32. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

    33. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out

    to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

    34. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have

    over million descendants.

    35. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria

    in your ear by 700 times.

    36. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

    37. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

    38. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

    39. There is a Butterfly in Brazil which has the color of chocolates

    and also smells like Chocolate

    40. Giraffee can clean there ears with their tongue

    41. Both Humans and Giraffee have the same number of bones in the neck

    42. And finally 99% of people who read this would try to lick their elbow now..
    Do you know ... ?
    I appreciate ur knowledge.

    But u forgot to write the greatest fact in this world that all those things were found out by me.
    Reply:No
    Reply:Why don't you get your facts right?
    Reply:Well I was not knowing about this but now I know juz bcoz of U

    thanx
    Reply:good information,congrats,why don't you participate in a g.k,say you can get good scores or even a prize.
    Reply:Reely Did you know that some people are soo crazy writting all this ??Jokin' lol.....
    Reply:Okay the ist one was wrong but the whole list was awesome !

    Thanks for sharing the information .

    You r really amazing !

    :-)
    Reply:Since your first answer is not true....I stopped there....:-)
    Reply:Is it question or confusion plz clear it.If it is Information then thank u.

    Would you like more?

    These are not jokes, but last time I posted, everyone seemed to like them so here are more........



    1

    Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

    2

    40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

    3

    315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

    4

    On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

    5

    Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

    6

    Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

    7

    Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

    8

    Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

    9

    There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

    10

    Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

    11

    Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

    12

    The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!

    13

    By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

    14

    Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

    15

    Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

    16

    The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

    17

    Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

    18

    Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

    19

    Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

    20

    The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

    21

    To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

    22

    The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

    23

    The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

    24

    The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

    25

    Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

    26

    The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

    27

    Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".

    28

    It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

    29

    In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

    30

    A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

    31

    We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

    32

    Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

    33

    Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

    34

    Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

    35

    Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

    36

    When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.

    37

    There are more chickens than people in the world.

    38

    The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

    39

    There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

    40

    The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

    41

    The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.

    42

    The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.

    43

    The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.

    44

    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

    45

    The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

    46

    Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.

    47

    You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

    48

    A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.

    49

    Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

    50

    The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

    51

    When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.

    52

    Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.

    53

    A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded

    54

    "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

    55

    Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."

    56

    Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

    57

    "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.

    58

    Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.

    59

    The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.

    60

    If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction

    61

    China has more English speakers than the United States.

    62

    Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

    63

    Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.

    64

    An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.

    65

    Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.

    66

    Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.

    67

    According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

    68

    The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitana... - a New Zealand hill.

    69

    If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

    70

    Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.

    71

    Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.

    72

    More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.

    73

    Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.

    74

    Coca-Cola was originally green.

    75

    The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

    76

    The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

    77

    There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

    78

    TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    79

    Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

    80

    You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

    81

    It is impossible to lick your elbow.

    82

    People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

    83

    It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

    84

    The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

    85

    If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

    86

    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

    87

    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

    88

    If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

    89

    If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

    90

    If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

    91

    Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey

    92

    A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

    93

    A snail can sleep for three years.

    94

    All polar bears are left handed.

    95

    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

    96

    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    97

    Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

    98

    In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

    99

    On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

    100

    Jake has a tremendous crush on a lady on here
    Would you like more?
    wow...those are interesting!!!! i like the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog...thats cute, i'm going to tell my kids about it. ...who do you have a crush on?????? you have to tell if you add it as a fact!!!!!
    Reply:HI good one but very long Jake.
    Reply:I love it. But #75 is disturbing.
    Reply:Interesting!

    #99 is truest about me!



    With all that fur on my man's body - and he is left handed - I should have known he was a polar bear in man's clothing!!
    Reply:wow that took a very long time to read lol... very interesting facts jake... especially 100 lol :)
    Reply:Very nice. I liked this one. Not all of the continents end in the same letter they start with though. North America.. South America.. duh lol #72 grosses me out just a little bit. i'll def. rethink that one lol
    Reply:so long but i read it!!! finally. two things:one, did marylone munroe really have six toes on one foot ? and two, the part where u say people will die of lack of sleep within 10 days is wrong i've stayed up a month once or twice (no bullshit) of course with some help from a lil somethin somethin that i'm not gonna tell ya coz i'll probaly end up in the cop shop and go to jail!!
    Reply:Better reading than most books, Thanks Jake. Look out the Lady connected with 100.
    Reply:Thanks for the list of facts. good things to know, and just who do you have this crush on. I am nosy LOL.
    Reply:Very interesting! Number 81 is false though. I can lick my elbow.
    Reply:This is cool dude
    Reply:Some of these were very surprising! Especially the baby one which is #4! Thanks!
    Reply:Very nice, but you can sneeze with your eyes open.

    It's said to be very hard, the guys on MythBusters did it though!
    Reply:you are definitely my favorite!!!! i absolutely love all of your entries and really appreciate learning fun facts such as these!!!



    THANK YOU SO MUCH



    keep em coming!!!!!!!!



    MICHELLE
    Reply:Haha I ? it!!!!!!! Once on Valentines day my stupid dog ate a whole box of chocolates... he was fine though.. go figure, maybe it didn’t hurt him cuz he is a fatty!! =)

    i love my dog!!! Thanks for all the wonderful readings everyday!! you know who I have a crush on?? Grant from Jurassic park!! ohh baby he is a hottie!!! ? no lie ever since i was little... =P
    Reply:That's great! And I do fear spiders more than death! And about #100, She'd better watch it, I'm pretty sure she has a fair amount of compitetion!! LOL!!

    -Mel
    Reply:Good Information !!! . I think I knew about 3 of those. LOL.

    Thanks my friend. xx Sugar bug
    Reply:those are all very cool cept 76 isnt true and what does 100 have to do with anything??

    but anyways those were pretty cool so STAR!!
    Reply:I love reading these. my mum cracked her rib from sneezing.



    Got any more of these to post? star.
    Reply:I've seen a pig look up as well as a right handed polar bear.
    shoe buckles

    Did U Know?????????????????

    1. Coca-Cola was originally green

    2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

    3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

    4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

    6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters

    only on one row of the keyboard.

    7.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

    8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

    9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

    10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your

    heart stops for a millisecond.

    11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

    12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the

    toughest tongue twister in the English language.

    13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to

    suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your neck and die.

    14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.

    Spades - King David

    Clubs - Alexander the Great,

    Hearts - Charlemagne

    Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

    16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs

    in the air, the person died in battle.

    If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of

    wounds received in battle.

    If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

    17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser

    printers all have in common?

    Ans. - All invented by women.

    18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?

    Ans. - Honey

    19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

    20. A snail can sleep for three years.

    21. All polar bears are left handed.

    22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive

    from each salad served in first-class.

    23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

    24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

    25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

    26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

    27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

    28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

    29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

    31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body

    to squirt blood 30 feet.

    32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over

    million descendants.

    33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in

    your ear by 700 times.

    34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

    35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

    36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

    37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
    Did U Know?????????????????
    that is really interesting....

    the last one cracked me up, i admit i did try to lick my elbow...lol, i swear i've seen it done before but o well...
    Reply:I have to argue with #3. what about North America and South America??
    Reply:Well thank ya for that bit of useless information.
    Reply:3 isn't true. North America and South America. It applies to the word America, but the North and South are included in the name of the continent.
    Reply:i didnt know most of that stuffff
    Reply:Yes to some of it. No to the rest.
    Reply:Awesome! Actually people say ''Bless you'' after you've sneezed because before people thought that when you did it your soul went out of your body and that the devil might catch it if it didn't hurry back in the body again.
    Reply:That's a long list lol,on number 37 I must be one of the 1% who did not try to lick my elbow.
    Reply:Well i didnt know most of that and thanks for letting me no, i found it very interesting!
    Reply:Too long to read. Why didn't you just post the link?
    Reply:These little fun facts are great. I never knoew alot of these things, so thanks for sharing.
    Reply:Interesting
    Reply:Wow, a question that's impossible to answser.
    Reply:o.0...... wooowww. and HA!! i DID NOT lick elbow!!!! lol
    Reply:Some of it i knew.

    Some of it's not true.

    And It is sooo possible to lick your elbow.
    Reply:Oh No!!! I always suppress my sneezes!
    Reply:Fascinating and enlightening; and your question is?
    Reply:1.weird

    2.i think i already knew that!

    3.that makes u wonder....

    4.no wonder it hurts when u bite your tongue!

    5.than why do people have more than that?

    6.now that weird

    7.wow

    8.than why do people do it???

    9.i know

    10.seriously?

    11.haha!!...sad little pigs!!

    12.i cant say that!!!

    13.I'll never hold a sneeze in again!!

    14.why not a dollar bill!!!

    15.there is no 15

    16.that's cool!!!

    17.that just proves women are better than men!!!

    18.honey...next time don't tall us the answer!!!

    19.thay cant???

    20.that's so cool...i need 2 get me a snail!!

    21.do they wright???

    22.what???

    23.that's crazy

    24.there 2 big

    25.wow

    26.that's dumb

    27.wow

    28.cool

    29.it can get drunk???

    30.why!!!

    31.o.k.a.y

    32.omg

    33.eww

    34.no comment

    35.ewww

    36.du!!

    37.almost did but didn't
    Reply:lol..i tried

    he he
    Reply:ummmm......thats a really long list....no i don't think i knew a lot of what was on that.
    Reply:That was great...perfect timing...I was so bored at work!! And yes I did try to lick my elbow!! :-)
    Reply:Most people cannot lick their elbow, but it's not impossible. A kid from my school licked his elbow for our school talent show.

    What do you think?

    The Interesting Side of Life





    1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

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    2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

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    3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

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    4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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    5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

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    6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

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    7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

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    8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

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    9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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    10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.

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    11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

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    12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

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    13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

    --------------------------------------...

    14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.

    Spades - King David

    Clubs - Alexander the Great,

    Hearts - Charlemagne

    Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

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    15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

    --------------------------------------...

    16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

    If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

    If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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    17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

    Ans. - All invented by women.

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    18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?

    Ans. - Honey

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    19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

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    20. A snail can sleep for three years.

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    21. All polar bears are left handed.

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    22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

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    23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

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    24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

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    25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

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    26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

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    27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

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    28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

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    29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

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    30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

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    31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

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    32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

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    33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

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    34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

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    35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

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    36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

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    37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

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    What do you think?
    Tink I am amazed at your talents.....you know all the funny jokes and now you come up with very interesting statistics.....
    Reply:let's face it ....you are talented.....



    Good luck



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    Reply:very good x
    Reply:Bravo well done
    Reply:cool and how interesting. how did one get so wise and

    i cant reach my elbow thank you very much................
    Reply:LOL

    10/10

    No. 37 All the questions add up to 1 yard.

    Keep smilin'.
    Reply:Some interesting facts I did'nt know. As for the elbow licking bit, that's old hat now. 6/10. x.
    Reply:you have too much time on your hands lol,but good!
    Reply:Amazing, very interesting and educational. 10/10 and of course a star..
    Reply:very good
    Reply:good though i have had all them in an email but they always make interesting reading!!
    Reply:Damnit! I hate being a fore gone conclusion!

    Very inssightful, thankyou!
    Reply:Julius Caesar wasn't a king!!!! He was an emperor. Ten points please!!!
    Reply:What cruel person got enough ants drunk to test that theory?
    Reply:very good!
    Reply:lol. very interesting!

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  • Strange( & useless) facts?

    ? There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!

    ? Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!

    ? If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    ? The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

    ? The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!

    ? A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!

    ? Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!

    ? over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!

    ? Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!

    ? Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

    ? There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!

    ? During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

    ? Slugs have 4 noses!

    ? There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month! Interesting tries from our readers: orange: door hinge, mélange (French for mix) purple: hurtle, durple?, turtle month: once, bunth?, hunch

    ? It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

    ? Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    ? Humans, dolphins and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

    ? It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

    ? You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

    ? Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

    ? A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

    ? A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

    ? The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    ? Polar bears are left handed.

    ? The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.

    ? A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

    ? The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.

    ? The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

    ? Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    ? The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

    ? 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

    ? The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

    ? "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

    ? The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

    ? Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

    ? If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

    ? TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

    ? A snail can sleep for 3 years.

    ? The longest one-syllable word in the English language is

    "screeched."

    ? There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

    ? A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

    ? A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

    ? The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

    ? There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
    Strange( %26amp; useless) facts?
    add this to ur list



    * flamigoes turn pink from eating shrimp

    * an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

    * a worm has five hearts %26amp; cannot swim

    * the yougest person to give birth was a five year old girl from India

    * Lord of the Rings was entered in the guinnesss book of world records for havining a movie with the most fake feet made

    * an adult sqid can squeeze thru a hole the size of a quarter
    Reply:You got that from http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~me... Report It
    Reply:Funny and informative at the same time.
    Reply:WOW that's great half that crap I didn't even need to know.
    Reply:wow
    Reply:Goodness. I'm glad that I read this! I'd like to know exactly when I will eat those alleged 8 spiders. Ha.
    Reply:Kewlness. I love random facts. %26lt;3
    Reply:thats awsome
    Reply:way cool! i love these kind of wierd facts things. some of them are really interesting and funny!! thanks
    Reply:Those are not true... if you are going to tell people facts, look them up and make sure they are right. (Trust me, I do all the time, and got sued before because i didn't.) So just a warning.. be carful what you post here... And there are 360 dimples in a golf ball, not 336... go ahead and count them....And Scientist haven't clarrified that you eat 8 spiders in a lifetime at night.. it is more like 8 every 2 months...But thank you, I already knew them all, but some people didnt... for them they might be glad... Be Happy!
    Reply:AWESOME i luv these kinds of cool things and facts!
    Reply:Great cutting and pasting. Thanks!

    What should I do if my college roomie is a bully?

    My college roommate has picked on me because he feels that I am soft, socially inept, and fat. He also is very muscular. He always greets me with degrading names like loser, geekburger, and nerd boy. Whenenever I eat he compares me to big animals such as whales, pigs, and elephants. He also cuffs me in the head, sting my neck or ear with a rubber band, and throws water balloons at me when im using my tv or the computer. I also have to spend alot of money because he throws away my food and I have to now buy out breakfast or dinner instead of store the food in our fridge and cook.
    What should I do if my college roomie is a bully?
    I do not know why people are so mean. He obviously has some self esteem and adjustment issues. That however, is no excuse for his behavior.



    What your room mate is doing is considered harrassment and is punishable by a court of law. It is that kind of behavior that triggered the young man at Virgina Tech and many of the shootings that have been done at the various colleges and high schools around the country. I strongly urge you to report him to your dean. Also, I encourage you to talk with a counselor at school to help you handle your feelings in a healthy productive manner.
    Reply:i agree with KC, teach him a lesson, and make him see that he is no better than u are. I was teased alot as a kid, and when I stood up for myself, I scared alot of ppl. Made them afraid of me. And had shown them I wouldn't take being treated like that.
    Reply:I would be SO outa there, SO fast, you'd just feel wind!
    Reply:Treat him the way he treats you. Let him lose things out of the refrigerator as well. Wait till he is asleep and beat the crap out of him with the clock readio or something. Stand up to him for sure...It'll be tough for a while but he will come around sooner or later.---Remember----It is better to die fighting than to live a 1000 years in shame...
    Reply:He is doing this because you are allowing it. He sees you as weak, which makes him think he is strong. Bullies are losers, and insecure, so you need to take action right away.

    Go to a counselor TODAY and follow the advice they give to stop this at once. If you let him do this, you will allow anyone to cross your boundaries and your life will be miserable. Learn to be assertive, and at the time you are being passive. You can't do this alone, I would think, or you would not have let it go this far. If you want to try, tell him to stop it at once, and mean it. And every time he does something bullying, ignore it, or address it (your choice). But DON'T let it continue. You are setting yourself up in a pattern which will make you date and marry a strong woman, who will then ruin your life.

    Get help. At once. This guy is a bully, and he needs help....but you get it first. And get a new roommate as soon as possible.
    Reply:Stand up for yourself. If he can dish it out, he better be man enough to take it. Sounds like he's got that little man syndrome- he deserves a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face and balls. He's a loser, don't let him get away with that ****
    Reply:When he greets you with degrading names you should respond with degrading names for him in turn .



    i.e.

    him: "Hey geekburger"

    you: "What's up genius."
    shoe lasts

    Amazing Facts?????????????????

    1. Coca-Cola was originally green

    2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

    3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

    4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

    6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters

    only on one row of the keyboard.

    7.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

    8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

    9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

    10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your

    heart stops for a millisecond.

    11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

    12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the

    toughest tongue twister in the English language.

    13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to

    suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your neck and die.

    14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.

    Spades - King David

    Clubs - Alexander the Great,

    Hearts - Charlemagne

    Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

    16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs

    in the air, the person died in battle.

    If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of

    wounds received in battle.

    If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

    17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser

    printers all have in common?

    Ans. - All invented by women.

    18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?

    Ans. - Honey

    19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

    20. A snail can sleep for three years.

    21. All polar bears are left handed.

    22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive

    from each salad served in first-class.

    23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

    24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

    25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

    26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

    27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

    28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

    29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

    31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body

    to squirt blood 30 feet.

    32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over

    million descendants.

    33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in

    your ear by 700 times.

    34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

    35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

    36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

    37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
    Amazing Facts?????????????????
    Thanks for sharing! Some of them are pretty interesting, like the one about saving $40,000 by eliminating olives and the fact that people fear spiders more than death.



    And I guess I'm that 1% that didn't apply to # 37.
    Reply:Hmmm #33 is a cautionary tale--i always listen to music while online, and usually more than 1 hour :)))
    Reply:Number 37 certainly isn't true!
    Reply:Most of these have gone around for years through e-mail. They are still fun to read. Elephants the only animal with four knees.
    Reply:A lot of cool stuff! But # 33 doesn't sound quite right.



    At body temparature bacteria double in number every 20 minutes or so. ! hour would increase the bac-t count by about 8 times. You must have a lot of extra bacteria in your head phones.



    In any case, wearing ear phones can cause you ears to produce more cerumen (ear wax) which protects you from infections and can block your ear canal and perhaps cause you to turn up your volume.
    Reply:Andrew Jackson was the only president who did not believe the earth was round.
    Reply:lol I never heard of alot of these but some of them I have heard of
    Reply:Broclii has an iq of 10

    Did you know .....?

    Here are somethings you may not know......





    1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

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    2. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

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    3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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    4. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

    --------------------------------------...

    5. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters

    only on one row of the keyboard.

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    6. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

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    7. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..

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    8. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

    --------------------------------------...

    9. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

    --------------------------------------...

    10. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the

    toughest tongue twister in the English language.

    --------------------------------------...

    12. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to

    Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck

    and die.

    --------------------------------------...

    13. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from

    History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great;

    " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.

    --------------------------------------...

    14. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and

    laser printers all have in common?

    Ans. - All invented by women.

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    15. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

    --------------------------------------...

    16. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

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    17. A snail can sleep for three years.

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    18. All polar bears are left handed.

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    19. Butterflies taste with their feet.

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    20. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

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    21. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

    --------------------------------------...

    22. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

    --------------------------------------...

    23. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

    --------------------------------------...

    24. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    --------------------------------------...

    25. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

    --------------------------------------...

    26. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over

    million descendants.

    --------------------------------------...

    27. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in

    your ear by 700 times.

    --------------------------------------...

    28. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

    --------------------------------------...

    29. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

    --------------------------------------...

    30. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

    --------------------------------------...

    31. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
    Did you know .....?
    cool
    Reply:i knew it all
    Reply:lol. i did try to lick my elbow but i cant.
    Reply:Whales and Dolphins sleep with only half their brain and yes i did try to lick my elbow and then my nose.
    Reply:# 2 is wrong. North americA

    South americA



    #18 is wrong. I am a right handed polar bear.
    Reply:wow that was interesting i knew a few things on the list already but most of them i didnt know

    Tell me gosh dang it!?

    what shape r ur ears? haha no.. seriously this is vital information! please choose one of the fallowing.

    round

    swiss cheese

    elephant

    umbrella

    foot

    doggy

    or

    ninja shaped!
    Tell me gosh dang it!?
    ?^_^? %26lt;-------They're heart shaped, see! No, seriously, they just plain old round. Boring huh??
    Reply:Round
    Reply:uummm ELEPHANT with UMBRELLA on one FOOT, while eatind SWISS CHEESE, and running away from a NINJA SHAPED DOGGY????



    Very very Immature hu?



    I apologize.
    Reply:umm, can i have a 50/50? no? ok, ill go wit ninja. that sounds kewl. final answer.
    Reply:round
    Reply:kidneys
    Reply:or
    Reply:ummmmm elf shaped lol...
    Reply:a swiss ninja foot

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    Mexican Axolotl

    Mudpuppy

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    Poison Dart Frog

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    Canada Goose

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    Common Loon

    Common Sandpiper

    Emperor Penguin

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    Honeybee

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    Ladybug

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    Praying Mantis

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    Scorpion

    Stick Insect

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    Common Earthworm

    Common Octopus

    Coral

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    Krill

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    Oyster

    Portuguese Man-of-War

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    Sea Cucumber

    Starfish (Sea Star)

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    African Lion

    African Wild Dog

    Arabian (Dromedary) Camel

    Arctic Fox

    Arctic Hare

    Armadillo

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    Asian Lion

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    Bactrian Camel

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    Bengal Tiger

    Black Bear

    Black Rhinoceros

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    Blue Whale

    Bobcat

    Bottlenose Dolphin

    Brown Bear

    California Sea Lion

    Caribou

    Cheetah

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    Chipmunk

    Clouded Leopard

    Common Wombat

    Cottontail Rabbit

    Coyote

    Dingo

    Domestic Cat

    Domestic Dog

    Dugong

    Eastern Gray Kangaroo

    Elephant Seal

    Elk

    Fennec Fox

    Fossa

    Fur Seal

    Gelada

    Giant Anteater

    Giant Panda

    Giraffe

    Golden Lion Tamarin

    Gray Whale

    Grizzly Bear

    Groundhog

    Harbor Porpoise

    Harp Seal

    Hawaiian Monk Seal

    Hedgehog

    Hippopotamus

    Impala

    Indian Rhinoceros

    Jackrabbit

    Jaguar

    Killer Whale (Orca)

    Kinkajou

    Leopard

    Leopard Seal

    Llama

    Lowland Gorilla

    Lynx

    Manatee

    Mandrill

    Meerkat

    Mole Rat

    Mongoose

    Moose

    Mountain Goat

    Mountain Gorilla

    Mountain Lion

    Mouse Lemur

    Musk-Ox

    Narwhal

    Ocelot

    Orangutan

    Ozark Big-Eared Bat

    Platypus

    Polar Bear

    Porcupine

    Prairie Dog

    Pronghorns

    Przewalski's Horse

    Raccoon

    Red Fox

    Red Panda

    Red Uakari

    Rhesus Monkey

    Right Whale

    Ring-Tailed Lemur

    Ringed Seal

    Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep

    Sea Otter

    Siberian Tiger

    Sifaka

    Skunk

    Sloth Bear

    Snow Leopard

    Snowshoe Hare

    Spectacled Bear

    Sperm Whale

    Spider Monkey

    Spotted Hyena

    Squirrel

    Steller Sea Lion

    Sumatran Rhinoceros

    Sun Bear

    Tapir

    Tasmanian Devil

    Thomson's Gazelle

    Three-Toed Sloth

    Two-Toed Sloth

    Wallaby

    Walrus

    Warthog

    Water Buffalo

    Weddell Seal

    White Rhinoceros

    White-Tailed Deer

    Wildebeest

    Wolf

    Wolverine

    Zebra

    Prehistoric

    Ammonites

    Ankylosaurus Magniventris

    Brachychampsa Montana

    Cretoxyrhina Mantelli

    Devil Frog

    Dolichorhynchops Osborni

    Henodus Chelyops

    Hesperornis Regalis

    Leptoceratops Gracilis

    Mononykus Olecranus

    Pachycephalosaurus Wyomingensis

    Platecarpus

    Protosphyraena

    Protostega Gigas

    Styxosaurus Snowii

    Thescelosaurus Neglectus

    Triceratops Horridus

    Troodon Formosus

    Tusotheuthis Longa

    Tylosaurus Proriger

    Velociraptor Mongoliensis

    Xiphactinus Audax

    Reptiles

    Alligator Snapping Turtle

    American Alligator

    American Crocodile

    Boa Constrictor

    Burmese Python

    Eastern Coral Snake

    Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

    Frilled Lizard

    Galápagos Tortoise

    Gavial (Gharial)

    Gila Monster

    Green Iguana

    Green Sea Turtle

    Hawksbill Sea Turtle

    Horned Toad (Short-Horned Lizard)

    King Cobra

    Komodo Dragon

    Leatherback Sea Turtle

    Loggerhead Sea Turtle

    Marine Iguana

    Meller's Chameleon

    Olive Ridley Sea Turtle

    Saltwater Crocodile

    Web-Footed Gecko
    Name as many animals you can you can say the same ones as i did?
    chupacabra
    Reply:Why, you named enough, I am all ready tired of the question.
    Nanny Profile

    Are the kids enjoying todays jokes?

    What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

    Swimming trunks!



    Why do elephants never forget?

    Because nobody ever tells them anything!



    What day do fish hate?

    Fry-day.



    What do call a bear with no ears?

    B!



    Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

    To the MOOO-vies!



    Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?

    There are too many cheetahs!



    When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

    When you’re a mouse!



    What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

    Time to get a new fence!







    What does a kitten become after it's three days old?

    Four days old!



    What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

    A walkie talkie!



    What kind of animal goes OOM?

    A cow walking backwards!



    What animal has more lives than the cat?

    A frog, he croaks every night.



    What is a crocodiles favorite game

    Snap



    What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

    He gets toad away.



    What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?

    A bird who hogs the conversation.



    What did one flea say to the other flea?

    Shall we walk or take the dog?



    What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?

    I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!



    What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?

    One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
    Are the kids enjoying todays jokes?
    My grand-daughter certainly is!

    Many thanks!

    starred *
    Reply:HAHA funny.
    Reply:haha

    very funny
    Reply:Hahahaha My Friend,

    Put a Smile on My face and Yes The Kiddies well Love these..A Star for a well done job..Hehehe

    Your Friend,

    poppy1
    Reply:ha
    Reply:lmao:)))))
    Reply:no....no we dont at least not thoses and i dont mean dirty jokes (I dont like those) but nice try better luck next time

    What should I do if my college roommate is a big bully?

    My college roommate has picked on me because he feels that I am soft, socially inept, and fat. He always greets me with degrading names like loser, geekburger, and nerd boy. Whenenever I eat he compares me to big animals such as whales, pigs, and elephants. He also cuffs me in the head, sting my neck or ear with a rubber band, and throws water balloons at me when im using my tv or the computer. I also have to spend alot of money because he throws away my food and I have to now buy out breakfast or dinner instead of store the food in our fridge and cook.
    What should I do if my college roommate is a big bully?
    I don't know what school you're at so I can't give you a specific link--but one idea is to do a Google search using the term "residential life" and your school's name. That should get you to the right website to find out who is in charge of housing to file papers to make a change. Make sure they know it is because of bullying. Also, your school may have anti-harassment policies where you can file a complaint. If you're too upset to research this, go to your resident advisor, or the university health service without delay and insist on some help and backup for your problem.



    Tell him strongly and firmly to keep his hands to himself because the next time he touches you or hits you with something, you are going to file a criminal complaint against him for battery. Then call the campus police and do it.
    Reply:Stand up for yourself.



    Don't be soft. If he hits you, defend yourself. IF you really CAN'T defend yourself, call the police and press assault charges - but be careful b/c he'll probably lie about it. you want to have irrefutable proof if possible.



    Make it abundantly clear to him that he's to keep his paws OFF your things- period.



    Whatever you do, don't take his sh*t. Show yourself some love.



    Personally- I'd have whooped his *** the FIRST time he tried to put his hands on me. Even if I didn't win, he'd have felt me.
    Reply:Seriously -- how many accounts do you have %26amp; how many times are you going to post this?
    Reply:Next time he throws out your food punch him and say, "Quit ******* with my food *****". Don't warn him or else it won't have the same effect. He'll get the message. The thing with fighting is even if you can't win, fighting back is usually enough to get someone to leave you alone. Good luck



    **Disclaimer: You should only fight in order to defend yourself
    Reply:uuh.. is that really happening!! inform the police or something dude!! or just kick his *** someday, that;ll teach him a lesson. seriously, just go in the room someday and get him from behind and take all ur anger out on him!! AAH!! i want to eat that bastard!
    Reply:Are you friggen serious?????



    YOU JUST POSTED A QUESTION ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY AGO AND THIS IS WHAT YOU PUT HERE IS THE LINK



    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...



    Your a low life
    Reply:Well that is horrible, he should not be able to treat you that way...what I would do is go to your RA and explian what is going on and maybe you can get a roommate change. If he doesn't help you could always talk to the housing department at your school!!!

    Good Luck and keep your head up :)
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