Heh heh heh...i will fool you all,.....?

riddle1 six people under an umbrella, whydidnt anyone get wet? riddle2 where can you always find a helping hand?

riddle3 what do you call a fish with no eyes?

riddle4 when kerry got his ears pierced, wat did bush get (kind of sick..)

riddle5 what time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

riddle6 when is the best time for a dental appointment?

riddle7 why did Little Timtim throw his clock out the window?

riddle7 why is it illegal for a man to marry his widows sister in canada?

Riddle8(final of this list!) when the plane crashed in 1996 on the border of canada and the usa, where were the survivors buried?
Heh heh heh...i will fool you all,.....?
1. its not raining

2. on a clock

3. FSH

4. his tongue pierced

5. time to get a new fence

6. ???

7. to see time fly

8. you don't bury the survivors
Reply:1. It wasn't raining

2. On your arm

3. fsh!

4. He got sick?

5. Time to get a new fence!

6. Never!

7. To see Time fly!

8. If a man has a widow, he's dead!

9. They're survivors!



;)
Reply:Here's a few.

1. It wasn't raining

5 time to get a new fence

7 he wanted to see time fly

8 you don't bury survivors.
Reply:1..its not raining

2..at your left or right

3..blind fish

4..?

5..time to get a new fence

6..never

7..to see TIME FLY

8 they were No survivors
Reply:Riddle 1: It was an umbrella insurance policy?

Riddle 5: Half past an elephants butt?

Riddle 7: Because it did not keep timetime?

Riddle 8: On the boarder?



I bet I got them all wrong... but thanks I did try to guess :)!!!!!
Reply:number 3 is a FSH

5 is Time to get a new fence

7 is because Shes a WIDOW

and 8 is u cant its the SURVIVORS!!
Reply:1 b/c they were under an umbrella.

2 idk.

3 swordfish? idk.

4 ???

5 time to get a new fence, duh, i've heard that one.

6 when your teeth hurt? idk.

7he wanted to see time fly.

7 (again) idk.

8 there were no survivors.
Reply:1 it wasnt raining

2 Government %26lt;thats wat my sis would say%26gt;

3blind

4HOW SHOULD I KNOW

5time to run the end is coming

6when your teeth r roting

7 he wanted to see time fly

7Hesdead

8 they were never buried they were alive
Reply:#1:they,didn't,get,wet,cause,the,umbrell...



#2:you,can,always,find,a,helping,hand,...



#3.a,fishoeye.

#4:very,scared.

#5:the,time,is,when,it's,tired.

#6:when,you,have,something,wrong,with,...

#7:cause,it,doesn't,work,anymore.

#7:it's,illegal,cause,it's,their,siste...

#8:yea
Reply:I know a few myself:



A man gave one son 10 cents. Then he gave another son 15 cents. What time is it?



What's bigger than the universe, rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you die?



A man locked himself in his house with infinite supplies of food and drink. He was alone in his house. He truned off alight. Hundreds of people died. These two events were related. What happened?



Why is George W. Bush our president?
Reply:1. wasn't raining

2. hamburger helper

3. fsh

4. a vasectomy

5. time to get a new fence

6. no time

7. because he thought time flys

8. he's dead

9. can't bury survivors
Reply:# 7 to see time fly hahahahahahaha

oh, and #8 they don't bury survivors hahahaha these are so funny haha
Reply:1- Its not raining

2-up your ***

3-dinner

4-his nipples peirced

5-time to get a new fence

6-When you have no teeth

7-because hes dead

8-you dont
Reply:1 it wasn't raining

2 on your arm

3 fsh

4 not sure i wanna know, i fail on this one.

5 time to get a new fence

6 2:30

7 he wanted to see time fly

7 if he has a widow he must be dead

8 why would you bury survivors? they're alive!



are you aware of the fact that you have two #7s?
Reply:riddle 7- to see time fly

riddle 7- he's dead

riddle 8- you don't burry survivors
Reply:1. It wasn't raining.

2. Check your other hand.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7. To see time fly

8. If man has a widow, he's DEAD!

8. Survivors aren't to be buried - YET!



Good ones!!!
Reply:1. It wasn't raining

8. The survivors weren't buried.
Reply:1. they don't get wet if its not raining

2. use your own

3. seenomore

4. not sure i should answer

5. to get a new fence

6. never

7.1. cos its time to fly

7.dodo

8. not nice to bury survivors.
Reply:1. its not raining

2.on an arm

3. fsh

4. kind of sick

5. time to get a new fence

6. never

7. he wanted to see time fly

7. he's dead

8. you cant bury survivors