I know you love my jokes, lovahs! ;-)?

A guy goes hunting, so he grabs his 22 rifle, and goes into the woods. He gets to the forest, hies, and finally sees a bear in a clearing. He aims and shoots. The bear falls, and the guy runs over to it. When he gets to the spot the bear is gone. Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around... it's the bear. The bear asks him, "..you just shoot me?" The guy, scared and unable to speak, nods. So the bear makes him pleasure his member. This being done the bear leaves.



The guy mad that the bear just violated him, goes back to the gun shop and buys a double barrel shotgun and returns to the forest. He finds the bear again, takes aim, and fires. The bear falls, and the guy runs to it. When he gets there the bear is gone, and he feels ... another tap his shoulder. He turns around and it's the bear. "Did you just shoot me twice?" the bear asks. The man sighs and nods. This time the bear puts him down on 4 and mounts him. Truly violated and ENRAGED, the man buys an ELEPHANT gun this time and returns to the woods. He finds the bear, aims, shoots. The bear falls. He AGAIN proceeds to approach the bear.... the bear’s gone again. ... another tap on his shoulder. This time the bear is smiling ear to ear. He looks at the hunter, licks his lips, winks and says “Heh... I’m starting to get the feeling that you aint really here for the hunting....”



Well? Ha ha, honest answers please! If you hate it, tell me! ;-)
I know you love my jokes, lovahs! ;-)?
Hehe...I LOVE SICK JOKES! Sexy bear that wont die...hilarious and original! I give u a 100 on a scale of 1 to 10! I'd like to meet that bear sometime! But im just a sick person, anyway, lol...
Reply:I know you love my jokes,........honest answers please!



Yes......I liked it very much, since it had an amusing ending.......a thumbs up .............funny one indeed....LOL
Reply:I can't make up my mind about it. hmmmm. Yes!
Reply:funny
Reply:aha, that was inbetween funny and not funny.
Reply:don't see the funny part here. read this one



The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year-old

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%26gt;%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt;%26gt; The following year, the couple returned to the hospital

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%26gt;%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt;%26gt; The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the

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%26gt;%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt;%26gt; A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the

%26gt;%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt;%26gt; birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for

%26gt;%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt;%26gt; this birth...and after the delivery, she approached the old

%26gt;%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt;%26gt; gentleman, smiling, and said, "Well, you surely are

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%26gt;%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt;%26gt; The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before, you

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%26gt;%26gt; %26gt; %26gt; %26gt;%26gt; The nurse, still smiling, said to the old gentleman, "Well,

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Reply:I loved it.....















even if I didn't read it.
Reply:lol best joke ever
Reply:An immortal horn'y bear who pleasures hunters. I fell off my chair laughing.
Reply:lmao

that is a sick 1
Reply:HILARIOUS
Reply:Hahaha. What a creative person you are.
Reply:funny......
Reply:thats just naaaasty!!
Reply:What a let down.

I didn't find it funny.
Reply:sick bear! sick man!.. i loved it!
Reply:hahahaha I loved it!
Reply:Now THAT'S funny!
Reply:thats horibble sick..but so freaking funny *can't stop laughing*