A koala holding his breath!
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
What day do fish hate?
Fry-day.
What do call a bear with no ears?
B!
Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
Last one for the children xxx funny or not xxx?
Things happen in threes so here is star number three for you. Oh Chris what would we do without your jokes. Pity there wasn't more people like you in the world. On your profile you said you like making people laugh, well you got that right cos you sure know how to do it. lol
Reply:cool
Reply:ok. have a star.
Reply:hahhahhaha
better than some of the 'grown up' jokes
keep going
Reply:excellent ,well done!
Reply:i like that a lot. you get a star!
Reply:lol
Reply:This is a bit thats really funny. Good Job!!!!!
Reply:Hi Chris, You have done it again great jobs and funny to boot.
Thank You Chris for doing this for the kids. Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
Reply:Thanks for those. I'll try them out on my niece
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