Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Anyone know some funny comebacks for this..?

Okay so i'm mixed and I have asian in me, so this boy is always bugging me about being chinese and is always cracking jokes like i'm the american dragon and is always asking me for egg rolls and how I bring dishonor to my family.....and I always say stuff about an elephant he has a big nose and big ears (we call him dumbo) anyone got anything else I should comeback with?
Anyone know some funny comebacks for this..?
lol, insulting people's facial features like nose and ears is a bit harsh, he seems to just be kidding around with you because he probably likes you.



Maybe you should try a funny comeback instead of a mean one?
Reply:Next time he asks you for egg rolls, tell him to pull down his pants and find his own egg roll.
Reply:have you flown around your house lately dumbo...

dont get out when it rains,if you was to look up your nose would fill up with water and you would drown...or you could just ignore him and go the other way when he is around...
Reply:it sounds like someone has a crush on you, ha



1. 10,000 comedians out of work, and your looking for a job.

2. I don't share my Asian secrets with children.

3. In a louder then normal voice, "What do you mean, Shrek is cute?" or "Its not ok that your father is touching you!"

4. At that wisdom, and your side still lost the war?

5. that's big talk coming from the poster child for abortion rights.
Reply:he's an ignorant, uneducated pig.

that's what i think anyways lol
Reply:with those ears you should be able to hear my thoughts





a nose like that can smell a fart on the way



also a Dumbo reference could come in handy
Reply:tell him to SUCK BALLS

or telle him to shut ur balls,

and also say UR JUST JEALOUS, SO SUCK BALLS.

and telling a teacher also helps or even worse. his mom.lololol
Reply:SLIVERS ^^^^^^^^^ is awesome.



Great comebacks.



Give him best answer!!!!
Reply:well if you would tell us if he is white, black, fat, skinny, hairy, stupid, etc... that would help us alot...
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