Ok folks last lot for today grandson wants to use my computer so these are for the kids funny or not?

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.



Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?

A: Take away his spade!



Q: Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?

A: In case they get a hole in one!



Q: What's big, grey and goes round and round?

A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.



Q: What's worse than finding a grub in your apple?

A: Finding half a grub



Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.



Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.



Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?

A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"



Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?

A: Between us, we have brains.



Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!
Ok folks last lot for today grandson wants to use my computer so these are for the kids funny or not?
funny!!



my kids will enjoy these!!



starred!!
Reply:hahaha
Reply:L O L10/10 x
Reply:Wel..um...gud try. But I don't think this is very funny to me. I'm so sorry to say this '~' [SZ]
Reply:oohhh i like jokes keep them coming!! very funny !!
Reply:I think younger kids would really enjoy these jokes.



I've got one for you....



Q. What goes ooooooooo?



A. A cow with no lips!



what do you reckon?