Are the kids enjoying todays jokes?

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!



Why do elephants never forget?

Because nobody ever tells them anything!



What day do fish hate?

Fry-day.



What do call a bear with no ears?

B!



Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

To the MOOO-vies!



Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!



When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When you’re a mouse!



What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!







What does a kitten become after it's three days old?

Four days old!



What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie talkie!



What kind of animal goes OOM?

A cow walking backwards!



What animal has more lives than the cat?

A frog, he croaks every night.



What is a crocodiles favorite game

Snap



What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

He gets toad away.



What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?

A bird who hogs the conversation.



What did one flea say to the other flea?

Shall we walk or take the dog?



What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?

I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!



What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?

One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
Are the kids enjoying todays jokes?
My grand-daughter certainly is!

Many thanks!

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Reply:HAHA funny.
Reply:haha

very funny
Reply:Hahahaha My Friend,

Put a Smile on My face and Yes The Kiddies well Love these..A Star for a well done job..Hehehe

Your Friend,

poppy1
Reply:ha
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Reply:no....no we dont at least not thoses and i dont mean dirty jokes (I dont like those) but nice try better luck next time